**(sing the following aloud to the tune of Nat King Cole’s “LOVE”)
“C” is for the way your tush Can breathe.
“O” is for the sound you like to scream.
“M” is Messy! Messy!
“M”ore if you actually ate your veggies…
“A”ww! is what the Grannies coo.
“N”o! I scream as you squat to Poo!
and…“D” is for Don’t pee, your not toilet trained.
“O” is for the Only rug unstained.
Put your pants back on!
Can’t chase you round, I’ve no bra on!
Laughing, tugging, scratching, spraying…
Give me a drink my composure’s fading!
Yes, diapers were made for boys like you!
**In response to Mama Kat’s Writer’s Workshop prompt:
“Define Freedom”
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Toooo funny!! LOL…Love the can’t chase you part bcs I don’t have a bra on!! Cleverly conceived!! : )
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Thats really cool! And really funny too! Thanks for sharing ^_^ x
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ohmygosh, too funny! Guess we know what’s going on over at your house these days!
I really can’t stand potty training, and I only had girls to do it with. I understand boys are harder. You have my sympathies.
Stopping in from Mama Kat’s!
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Well he just turned two and I wasn’t going to go balls-to-the-wall yet (pardon the expression) with training, but his Mother’s day out teachers are working with him and he has started telling me when he wants a diaper change….so I figure…what the heck, right?
Lord, give me strength (sigh). He thinks he is as tall, and his junk is as big as his twin big bubba’s and his Daddy’s!!!
That was awesome- my sentiments exactly!!!
Thx! And Thx for stopping by!
Oh man, can I relate.
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Love it!
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That is so clever. I love it – so impressed!
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two words: freakin’. priceless!!!
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It looks like one-of-a-kind. Thank you for the information and a present on top of that! I love it! A round of applause to everyone …I am so grateful for this.