Executing a Diet Properly

And another one bites the ….the chocolate sprinkles on my ass  dust!!

Another Monday promise down my throat  the tube.  How long did your Monday Miracle Life Change last?

My self promise to start Monday eating rabbit food healthy and popping a lung exercising at least 30 minutes a day made it till about 12:30 when the yummiest easiest thing to throw together for lunch, after I got the baby to sleep, was the last hamburger left from the night before.  And of course, a diet coke to inflate me like a Macy’s parade participant cut the calories, and a lunch size bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos.  

DAMN IT!!  And I was dying inside doing so good (for about 5 hours).  Of course, then I had to make hubs his demanded requested key-lime pie.  WELL, let me pop a can of sweetened condensed milk and not risk losing my ring finger to lick the darn thing clean  not get a little taste……….IMPOSSIBLE.

So, I was already a ruined woman with a key-lime pie staring me down with promises to show me love after its 6 hrs of chilling, and to tide me over until my broccoli and grilled chicken breast for dinner, I had a bowl of chocolate chip ice cream with sprinkles. 

And now I hate me feel guilty and like the sweat pant wearing barge that I am am pleasantly plump.

I suppose I should start my next Monday Mission on a Tuesday or maybe a Thursday.  Take myself by surprise.  “HA, caught you, you fat ass excuse for a woman giver-upper-er! (that’s a word; look it up and don’t report back).

How did your Monday diet execution  lifestyle change workout for you?

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