On behalf of the rest of us wrinkled, jiggly, eye twitching, hairy legged, home bound, financially gagged, and (LETS FACE IT, LADIES) jealous moms, I’d like to say,
We’re Sorry. 
You actually discovered a way to take our parasite infested condition task of motherhood and make oodles of money! And all for letting the world become a salivating hyena fly on your kitchen wall.
Amazing!
We’re just jealous happy for you, is all. So what if you want to exploit your children show off what 8 adorable children you have! We would do the same if it were cool to have just 2 or 3 screaming brats sweeties. But you hit the mother-load, so to speak; 8 fat paychecks pairs of cheeks to squeeze.
For the price of the blood thirsty paparazzi a few cameras, you were able to get that tummy tuck, boob job, and mansion we’ve all dreamed of as we bathe all our children in the same bathwater while throwing back a pint of the cheap sh*t cherish what we already have; each other.
We are sorry for poking fun at your eye covering rooster hair do hip hairstyle. We apologize for pointing out what a p*ssy your husband was how uninvolved your husband was and how you had to brow beat him nightly run the show alone, a lot of times (while he was off whoring around).
Were you whoring around too? Just curious.
You rock, Kate Gosselin! You and your little goslings too!
The media freaked when you back handed your preschool child disciplined a gosling straying from the flock in the parking lot one day. We called you “Mommy dearest” a bad mother. Easy for us to say! No one is following me and my boys around all day to count the number of times I yell and cavort must raise my voice or beat them within an inch of their lives send them to time out.
Again, we are truly sorry.
Don’t you worry about that low life riding the pig tails of your children’s success man you called husband once. One day his harem the media will get wind of the true size of his busted plumbing wallet without you and your flock and he will be another fat fart on the couch nobody like the rest of the run away dads divorced fathers out there.
In the meantime, Kate, keep it real unlike your ever arching eyebrows. Ignore what you hear about your undeserved success. You deserved it! Hell, all of us moms do! Use your fame and fortune wisely. You can have it all! The house, the kids, the dogs (or you can send them to the sausage factory), a new lover. 
You can even hire a nanny, or 4, and take up whatever hobby your heart desires. Stay away from dancing, though.
You rock Kate Gosselin!
And don’t you let Donna Reed, June Cleaver, or Mother Theresa tell you otherwise.
Sincerely,
Your Biggest Anonymous Fan
This letter was in response to Mama Kat’s Writers Work Shop Prompt: Write a letter to a celebrity.
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Hehe. Love it. She is… something else, isn’t she?
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This is hilarious! You’re so right, some of us love her, some of us hate her and with most of us it’s a little of both.
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Ha! Wasn’t this week’sprompt so fun. I especially agree with the eyebrow thing. What is up with that? Pretty soon she is going to look like my grandmother with upsidedown black U’s over her eyes.
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Ooooh. I forgot. I wrote to Tom Cruise this week. Sooo fun!!
Annie @ astonesthrowfrominsanity recently posted..The Writing is on the Wall or How I Stopped Yelling to Get the Kids to Cooperate
What is it about Kate that makes us want to talk about her? But you are right, she gets paid for what most of us do for free!! Loved your post and thanks for stopping by
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Sometimes I LOVE her and sometimes I am annoyed and it happens at the same time.
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Oh my gosh – you said what everyone else is thinking. I never watched the show but I couldn’t stand that slime ball ex of hers from the very first time I read about them – he was/is SLIME. She may not be perfect but, unlike him, she at least has good moments. He – phew – don’t get me started on that male (not a man).
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I used to be a hardcore Kate fan. I even made The Dudes watch Jon & Kate w/me every Monday night. Back when she was fat bellied, and frazzled, and bitchy, and I could relate to her. Then she got rich and got nannies and I started to feel like she had no reason to be a frazzled or bitchy anymore. Because you dump a truck full of money and a team of nannies off at Casa de Dummies and those broads will be earning their keep! Just send me a fat bank account and some mommy helpers and I will be the nicest, calmest lady on the planet! That’s my only beef with Kate. And her hair. I always had an issue with her hair!
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I have to admit, this was really funny. I did watch the show obsessively before the scandal with Jon went down. I’ve only seen clips from the solo show. But, yeah, it’s become a huge cash cow!
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THIS was hysterical! I love the crossed out bits!
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LOVE IT!!! Way to go! If I were to write a letter to her, I couldn’t do better!
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Great post. Loved it to bits. You hit the nail on the head (maybe someone should hit HER on the head?). thanks for the afternoon chuckle.
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Too fabulous for words! She’s such a mess, and the only ones I feel bad for are the kids.
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That was SOOO awesome. You just put into words EVERYTHING I’ve been thinking about Kate, Jon and that whole mess they call a show!
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Thanks! Glad to be your voice!
Too funny & great artwork!… I used to be a Kate fan when she was frumpy, no make-up & always exasperated. Now that she has obtained “star status” with her hair extensions, bikini bod, & shopping at Tar-jay in her stilletto heels, I’ve decided to un-fan her!
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That’s actually a really funny letter. But I have to admit. I don’t like her, but I don’t really see anything wrong with her doing a reality show. If I was offered a reality show I would do it in a heart beat! But that’s just me. Funny letter nonetheless.
I’m not going to lie, I’d do it too!
And what of the poor mommy who only has seven children, where is her reality show?
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Ha I like the stay away from dancing suggestion!
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OMGosh! Too funny!!! Every time I think of her all I see is that horrible mambo from Dancing with the Stars.
Thanks for visiting and commenting and following! Following you right back, fellow twin mommy!
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This is soooo funny. I love it! You had me laughing out loud more then once. Happy birthday to your little man!
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I’m a huge fan of Kate. i totally get her and I only have 2 kids (but my husband is not a douche like hers was). I say good for her for not changing her parenting for the cameras! She keeps it real!
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Love it! I’ve always felt bad for her. Sure, she can be bitchy but holy cow, so can I, and I only have 3 kids. And no cameras on me all day! Gosh, what mom wouldn’t look bad with cameras following her? (Michelle Duggar, I know)
If going all crazy commando momma helped her get the job done, so be it. I think Jon’s revealed what he truly is so she should be cut some slack these days. Clearly she had a lot on her plate.
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That Duggar lady is farming POT, I’ve decided. She’s just way to calm and happy about being eternally knocked up!
Insightful, funny and sad all at the same time. Great letter.
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If going all crazy commando momma helped her get the job done, so be it. I think Jon’s revealed what he truly is so she should be cut some slack these days.
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This is a very cute letter!!! I also don’t like her but I don’t actually see her doing wrong in a reality tv show I guess she just showed what she really is.
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She is a kind of a super mom..Lolz..
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She secretly is my idol. Wish I could find someone to fix all the parts that multiples wearout!
Yeah! You’re right, she’s our super hero.
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A mix of both LOL love and hate, she’s versatile, you’ve got to see her to experience mix emotions. Thoug, honestly you sometimes feel like chocking those little rascals LOL!
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I never watched the show but I couldn’t stand that slime ball ex of hers from the very first time I read about them he was/is smile. She may not be perfect but, unlike him, she at least has good moments.
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