1. Stand on my head. —One of the few abilities I have left of my more limber adolescence. My boys think I’m awesome. And so do I. Until I right myself, my left eye begins to throb, and it feels like my intestines are hung on my ribs and my esophagus is in my nose. But I can [...]
In celebration of the level headed, sometimes smart assed advice of the famous “Dear Abby” (and sparked off by a precious email sent from a dear friend) I have compiled a list of questions I wanted answered…. By my 3 boys. Who better to tell the God’s honest truth, with brutal practicality, than 3 little people who [...]
Valentine’s Day is the 2nd bestest phony holiday! Mother’s Day is a my favorite Hallmark holiday. It’s the only day of the whole year that this house celebrates just ME! (Until my mother shows up and rains on my parade, but I spose she’s allowed?…maybe). But Christmas, Thanksgiving, Anniversaries, Halloween, Easter and New Year’s involve me slaving for [...]
**This is a blast from the past (well last year anyways). Cracked myself up and wanted to reshare. Not much has changed….except I am proud to announce that, shortly after I wrote this last year, the midget triplet stopped crapping his pants. Enjoy. Where for art thou, my love? For years we enjoyed each [...]
Take me out to the b-aa-lll game! Been months since I’ve been to the mall! Buy them some french fries. Eat a chicken strip. Yes this is dinner, grab a snow cone, don’t drip! We’ll just hound the ump for a fair game. If our boys don’t win it was rigged!….. BUT its 1, 2, 3 [...]
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