
“I Wanna Sex You Up” Color Me Badd, 1991 I’m embarrassed to admit (but don’t tell my mom) that I actually loved this song when it hit the tape deck in 1991. Either forgive me or “Color Me Badd,” but it was catchy and I was 13 and riding in the car with my 19 year old [...]
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If I were to judge myself based on my high school senior 10 year prediction I would have to conclude that… Motherhood has ruined me. I am not a successful anesthesiologist. I do not live in a pent house apartment overlooking some extravagant metropolis. I do not regularly attend dinner parties with fascinating professionals who seek my [...]
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I love movies… All kinds. I watch some to laugh, some for a rush of adrenaline, some to cry, some for adventure, and others because someone said it was good, because someone said it was bad, and sometimes just because. But I try to take something away from each one. And if I really loved it or [...]
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Valentine’s Day is the 2nd bestest phony holiday! Mother’s Day is a my favorite Hallmark holiday. It’s the only day of the whole year that this house celebrates just ME! (Until my mother shows up and rains on my parade, but I spose she’s allowed?…maybe). But Christmas, Thanksgiving, Anniversaries, Halloween, Easter and New Year’s involve me slaving for [...]
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**This is a blast from the past (well last year anyways). Cracked myself up and wanted to reshare. Not much has changed….except I am proud to announce that, shortly after I wrote this last year, the midget triplet stopped crapping his pants. Enjoy. Where for art thou, my love? For years we enjoyed each [...]

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