If I were to judge myself based on my high school senior 10 year prediction I would have to conclude that… Motherhood has ruined me. I am not a successful anesthesiologist. I do not live in a pent house apartment overlooking some extravagant metropolis. I do not regularly attend dinner parties with fascinating professionals who seek my [...]
Mamakat wanted to know what I’ve been crushing on these days. Well,… Remember when Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch busted out in their Fruit-of-the-looms and gave all us drooling hormonally challenged teen girls ”good vibrations?” Or when R.E.M. had us all “losing our religion”? I bet Pearl Jam really made you feel “alive”! Didn’t you [...]
“Mompiphany: The realization that you have no idea whatsoever what the hell you are doing.” ˜Jill Smokler CLICK on my picture and Vote for it to win a party with Jill Smokler, “the Scary Mommy,” and author of “Motherhood Comes Naturally, and Other Vicious Lies.” Go on, do it now…And I’ll confess some of my scary mommy [...]
1. Drive a stick. A manual shift automobile, that is. While I have many other talents from behind the wheel, I have never learned to drive and shift gears. Never had a need and no one ever really wanted to teach me? I think when I was a little girl my Dad envisioned me as [...]
**This is a blast from the past (well last year anyways). Cracked myself up and wanted to reshare. Not much has changed….except I am proud to announce that, shortly after I wrote this last year, the midget triplet stopped crapping his pants. Enjoy. Where for art thou, my love? For years we enjoyed each [...]
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