Category Archives: mother of only boys

Motherhood Ruined Me

If I were to judge myself based on my high school senior 10 year prediction I would have to conclude that…  Motherhood has ruined me. I am not a successful anesthesiologist.  I do not live in a pent house apartment overlooking some extravagant metropolis.  I do not regularly attend dinner parties with fascinating professionals who seek my [...]

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Dear Diddledees,

In celebration of the level headed, sometimes smart assed advice of the famous “Dear Abby”  (and sparked off by a precious email sent from a dear friend) I have compiled a list of questions I wanted answered…. By my 3 boys.  Who better to tell the God’s honest truth, with brutal practicality, than 3 little people who [...]

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A Letter To My Love

**This is a blast from the past (well last year anyways).  Cracked myself up and wanted to reshare.  Not much has changed….except I am proud to announce that, shortly after I wrote this last year, the midget triplet stopped crapping his pants.  Enjoy.       Where for art thou, my love?  For years we enjoyed each [...]

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Take Me Home From the Ball Game….

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 Take me out to the b-aa-lll game!  Been months since I’ve been to the mall!  Buy them some french fries. Eat a chicken strip.  Yes this is dinner, grab a snow cone, don’t drip! We’ll just hound the ump for a fair game.  If our boys don’t win it was rigged!….. BUT its 1, 2, 3 [...]

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When I Look in the Mirror

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  Knots in my shoulders, just under the skin, roll around like marbles for each of 3 little men. Stiff grey hairs hiding in the blond, sticking up like thorns upon a witch’s wand. Giant muffin in my shirt I guess I must have baked? Got the fluffy top just right and above my pants [...]

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