
If I were to judge myself based on my high school senior 10 year prediction I would have to conclude that… Motherhood has ruined me. I am not a successful anesthesiologist. I do not live in a pent house apartment overlooking some extravagant metropolis. I do not regularly attend dinner parties with fascinating professionals who seek my [...]
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In celebration of the level headed, sometimes smart assed advice of the famous “Dear Abby” (and sparked off by a precious email sent from a dear friend) I have compiled a list of questions I wanted answered…. By my 3 boys. Who better to tell the God’s honest truth, with brutal practicality, than 3 little people who [...]
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**This is a blast from the past (well last year anyways). Cracked myself up and wanted to reshare. Not much has changed….except I am proud to announce that, shortly after I wrote this last year, the midget triplet stopped crapping his pants. Enjoy. Where for art thou, my love? For years we enjoyed each [...]
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Take me out to the b-aa-lll game! Been months since I’ve been to the mall! Buy them some french fries. Eat a chicken strip. Yes this is dinner, grab a snow cone, don’t drip! We’ll just hound the ump for a fair game. If our boys don’t win it was rigged!….. BUT its 1, 2, 3 [...]
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Knots in my shoulders, just under the skin, roll around like marbles for each of 3 little men. Stiff grey hairs hiding in the blond, sticking up like thorns upon a witch’s wand. Giant muffin in my shirt I guess I must have baked? Got the fluffy top just right and above my pants [...]

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